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Mar. 29th, 2006
I've got it! Practically foolproof.
Mar. 29th, 2006 10:39 pm1. Solve the lifelike human CGI problem.
2. Create "Jennifer," 16 years of age.
3. Give her a MySpace account.
4. Collect diamonds.
5. Randomly drop a bag of said diamonds in Boston Public Garden.
6. Make posts to Craigslist offering to buy said diamonds, thus making the resale
value of diamonds a little closer to being public knowledge.
7. Contact De Beers. Offer not to repeat #6 elsewhere.
8. Get De Beers to pay for large billboard campaign for TV Turnoff Week.
9. Contact TV networks. Offer not to repeat #8.
10. ???
11. Profit!
Why yes, I am feeling a little woozy today.
2. Create "Jennifer," 16 years of age.
3. Give her a MySpace account.
4. Collect diamonds.
5. Randomly drop a bag of said diamonds in Boston Public Garden.
6. Make posts to Craigslist offering to buy said diamonds, thus making the resale
value of diamonds a little closer to being public knowledge.
7. Contact De Beers. Offer not to repeat #6 elsewhere.
8. Get De Beers to pay for large billboard campaign for TV Turnoff Week.
9. Contact TV networks. Offer not to repeat #8.
10. ???
11. Profit!
Why yes, I am feeling a little woozy today.